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In the Booth with Ruth – Eileen Wharton, Author

Eileen Wharton

What’s your writing background? When did you begin writing and what inspired you?

I began as soon as I could pick up a pen. I used to make tiny books, held together by pins, with characters I’d nicked from Enid Blyton. ‘Binkle and Flip and the Human Beans’ was the first one. I’ve always enjoyed being creative with the truth. I told the kids in my class I was a mermaid at weekends and Batman was my uncle.

When I was married I bought a typewriter and wrote lots of terrible poetry. I penned a masterpiece called ‘Poems For Kids, Not Old Goats.’ I’m amazed it was rejected! How could my genius remain undiscovered?

I started writing my first novel, SHIT HAPPENS, when I was going through a messy divorce. I was in debt, living in poverty with four little ones and the phone had been disconnected. The novel started as a rant. I entered the first chapter and last paragraph into a competition and was highly commended. That’s when I was inspired to become a writer. 

How often do you write? And how do you manage to fit in writing among other commitments? 

I try and write every day but I often get distracted by living. I teach four days a week (which means full time when you consider all the planning and marking);  I run my six year old to cheerleading, street dance, ballet, gymnastics and horse-riding; I procrastinate by posting on Facebook and Twitter. I write on Wednesdays as I don’t teach that day and my little one’s at school. Sometimes I have to hide in Starbucks to avoid the phone and people at the door selling chamois leathers or salvation.

In which genre do you most enjoy writing?

I probably find writing picture books the most enjoyable.

What draws you to write in that genre?

Because they’re only a few hundred words. Far easier than writing 100K.

Can you tell me about your current project(s)? 

I’m writing a crime novel, a young adult novel and a children’s chapter book.

What are your writing plans for the future?

I plan to be rich and famous so that people will recognise me in the street and say, ‘That’s the woman who knocked JK Rowling off the top spot. Go and ask her for her autograph.’ And when I go in the chippy, people will move so that I can get to the front of the queue. And when I go to the pub everyone will pat me on the back and buy me a drink.

People are asking for a sequel to SHIT HAPPENS but I hate sequels. I’d quite like to do something with the character of Elsie because I really like her and I think her family has potential. 

Eileen Wharton Shit Happens

Where can people find out more about you? 

My secret diary. Failing that, you could add me on Facebook. Eileen Wharton Writer is the account on which I’ll just add randomers. The other account is for close friends and family. You can follow me on Twitter @WhartonEileen but I keep getting hacked so you’ll probably just receive messages about weight loss and penis extensions. Mind, if you’re a fat lad with a little willy, that’s ideal.

About Ruth Jacobs (296 Articles)
Author of Soul Destruction: Unforgivable, a novel exposing the dark world and harsh reality of life as a drug addicted call girl. The main storyline is based loosely on events from my own life. In addition to fiction writing, I am also involved in journalism and broadcasting, primarily for human rights campaigning in the areas of sex workers' rights, anti-sexual exploitation and anti-human trafficking.

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